Get to therapy...

Therapist: Alright I'm going to say some words, tell me the first thing that you can think of... Green

Me: Niall is Irish

Therapist: Cat

Me: Harry likes pussy

Therapist: Vegetable

Me: Carrots are vegetables. Louis loves carrots

Therapist: Map

Me: Liam doesn't know geography

Therapist: Brick

Me: Zayn stood on a brick to have his first kiss

Therapist: Hawaii

Me: Lilo and Stich. Double reference because it's a Disney movie and Liam and Louis's shipper name is Lilo

Therapist: Obsessed

Me: Dedicated

Therapist: I'm sorry, I can't help you

Paul at the Beach with the Boys

Paul: Okay guys, be careful and -

Niall: Where's the food? You were suppose to pack food.

Zayn: I'm not going in the water!

Liam: I can teach you how to swim!

Paul: Liam, don't force Zayn to do anything he doesn't want to.

Louis: Harreh, let's set out our beach blanket.

Harry: Can I rub sunscreen on you?

Paul: Guys. No sex on the beach.

Niall: WHICH BAG IS THE FOOD IN?

Zayn: I wanna get a sun tan.

Liam: No, I shall teach you how to swim for your safety in case of tsunami.

Zayn: BUT LIAM, I DON'T WANNA - Oh hey, you can see my reflection in the water

Paul: Be careful, Zayn! Liam, make sure to -

Niall: Look, Paul! It's an ice cream cart!

Louis: Harry...make sure you get my legs..

Harry: Okay!

Paul: NO HARRY, STOP THERE

Niall: WAIT! The ice cream is going away!

Paul: Niall, don't -

Liam: Get back here, Niall! LISTEN TO PAUL

Zayn: OH SHIT, LIAM COME BACK! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE ALONE.

Paul: Guys, don't run off. Harry! Get your hands off Louis's -

Niall: WAITTTT FORRR MEE, MR. ICE CREAM MAN

Paul: Omfg. We're going to Antarctica next time

satan: let there be dumb fans who give the whole fandom a bad reputation